I get crunched by a semi truck.
I'm in the fast lane, minding my own business and this 18-wheeler decides he wants to get in my lane. And we're on as bridge. *sigh*
I was lucky--he realized he hit me, stopped and pulled over. Thankfully, I only lost my passenger mirror and received a small dent on the right front fender. It coulda been a whole lot worse, but now it's just more shit I have to deal with.
So I'll take that do-over now.