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One of the "substitute people"
Can I substitute for Kirsten?
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dollface_uk From: dollface_uk Date: February 23rd, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you sweetie, I love the graphic ♥

I'm sorry you've had such a rough few days *Hugs*

Here's a joke for you!

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.

The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it"!
araestel From: araestel Date: February 24th, 2006 12:57 am (UTC) (Link)

That's PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So glad you like your card--hope the birthday was a blast!
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